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me right now

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zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

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cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

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seguran:

Cooki-ception: Oreo-cream filled #chipsahoy sandwiched between two #cookie dough #oreos. #why #whynot #food #silly

seguran:

Cooki-ception: Oreo-cream filled #chipsahoy sandwiched between two #cookie dough #oreos. #why #whynot #food #silly

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beesmygod:

videogamebf:

if video games arent art then explain this

oh my god its back. the light of my life has returned

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pleatedjeans:

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tumblr posts ft. bruce banner

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mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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