what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
The first time I ever experienced something like this I was 5. We had just moved to Japan and our toilet had a million buttons in Japanese and my mom and I were curious so I pushed a button (there were no pictures mind you) and a bidet came out and we were all “cool” until it turned on and apparently it was broken and set on fire hydrant so we both got soaked and the bathroom flooded and it took a good 5 minutes to figure out how to turn it off (ie pressing buttons until it stopped-we also found out which button heated up the seat) and we finally stopped it and cleaned up and a few hours my dad came home and immediately went to the bathroom and came back soaking wet.